I am most flattered that some of my students have asked me to review their Summer esssays about Homer's epic, The Odyssey! If you like me as a human being, please do not send me any more essays that you expect to be reviewed before this paper's due date! I am happy to read and enjoy your Summer's labor, but a deadline cannot be imposed.
Lydia - The above restriction applies not to you. I would love to read your paper, too.
Sayanora,
Comrade Matluck
